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Tuesday, April 7, 2009

XXX Intervention: Tori Lane & Jenaveve Jolie


"Tory Lane Has Something In Her Ass 24/7.
When Tory Lane Takes A Shit It's Like The Scene In Indiana Jones Where He Tries To Steal That little statue and Replace It w/ a Sandbag. The guy that is currently in her ass has to remove his dick and Tory Immediately has to shit and then he has to shove it back in. There is not even enough time to wipe. If there is any time in which something is not filling Tori's colon her heart will stop beating."

-Tiffany Mynx
(Who Else?)


Tori Lane Seems To Have Completely Given Up Vaginal Sex In Favor Of It's Brown Skinned Cousin From The North. In Fact, Tori So Rarely Does Vaginal Anymore That You Would Swear That Her Vagina Had Flesh Eating Demons Inside Of It And Had Gone The Way Of Chernobyl And Been Classified As Off Limits By The United States Government.


Although the situation is dire, I have found a solution:

I wish to organize a double intervention between Jenavive Jolie and Tori Lane where they can both tell eaachother about the virtues of their preferred hole. Maybe then Jenaveve will stop being such a wimp and Tori will take some of the strain off of her cinnamon ring before she goes the way of Ayla Mia.



Stay Tuned...



JOIN ME IN AN INDUSTRY-WIDE BOYCOTT OF SIENNA WEST UNTIL SHE DOES ANAL!


Sienna West Has Never Done Anal, And The Mynx Children Are Upset (See Above).

BOYCOTT THIS WIMP UNTIL SHE TAKES ONE IN HER CINNAMON RING!


AND ONE MORE THING BITCHES:
THESE PICTURES TAKE ME TIME TO DO.

HAVE SOME RESPECT AND LEAVE A FRIGGIN COMMENT.

-TMYNX