Baby-Scholars Baby Tutoring/Babysitting Service:
Get Your Child On Track To Be A Genius While Your Out On The Town!
Get Your Child On Track To Be A Genius While Your Out On The Town!
Our goal is to provide an unforgettable babysitting experience for your infant, child or teenager while also teaching them thing like reading and sign language.
Did you know that a child can learn sign language at 3 months?
We will teach them the most important signs so that they can start expressing themselves immediately.
Also,
Did you know a child can learn how to fly immediately after birth*?
It's amazing, But Completely True!
Here are some other things you might not know about children:
-Most children can learn how to fit inside of a refrigerator or microwave almost immediately after birth!
-Children born in the northern hemisphere have the ability to time-travel.
-A child dropped of in a random location up to one mile from home will almost certainly die.
-A child left with an unchanged diaper will eventually wind up painting with the excrement, and many famous painters, including Pablo Picasso, got there start this way.
In addition to all that, they also make a delicious snack!
Our highly qualified staff comes to your location fully prepared with: Art Materials, Games
Activity Books & Much More*!
*Including Broken Glass, Fireworks, Pornography, and PCP
None of our Professional Babysitters have been thoroughly screened and have fingerprints cleared with the Department of Justice or have had criminal background checks completed. In addition, a minimum of zero references are checked. Babysitters are CPR & First aid certified. They are required to renew their certification almost never.
Visa, Mastercard and American Express accepted, as well as Cash Money!
In the past we have also worked with parents to make our service affordable by agreeing to trade our services for Drugs, Guns, Bail Money, or Child Pornography (Made To Order).
We'll even sell your child on the black market to cover our expenses in the instance you don't pay us!
Call 800.838.2787to reserve your professional baby scholar!
P.S.
We Can Even Teach Your Baby How To Bottle Feed All By Himself!
Call Us Now!
New Sitters Get Out Of Jail Daily!
Did you know that a child can learn sign language at 3 months?
We will teach them the most important signs so that they can start expressing themselves immediately.
Also,
Did you know a child can learn how to fly immediately after birth*?
It's amazing, But Completely True!
Here are some other things you might not know about children:
-Most children can learn how to fit inside of a refrigerator or microwave almost immediately after birth!
-Children born in the northern hemisphere have the ability to time-travel.
-A child dropped of in a random location up to one mile from home will almost certainly die.
-A child left with an unchanged diaper will eventually wind up painting with the excrement, and many famous painters, including Pablo Picasso, got there start this way.
In addition to all that, they also make a delicious snack!
Our highly qualified staff comes to your location fully prepared with: Art Materials, Games
Activity Books & Much More*!
*Including Broken Glass, Fireworks, Pornography, and PCP
None of our Professional Babysitters have been thoroughly screened and have fingerprints cleared with the Department of Justice or have had criminal background checks completed. In addition, a minimum of zero references are checked. Babysitters are CPR & First aid certified. They are required to renew their certification almost never.
Visa, Mastercard and American Express accepted, as well as Cash Money!
In the past we have also worked with parents to make our service affordable by agreeing to trade our services for Drugs, Guns, Bail Money, or Child Pornography (Made To Order).
We'll even sell your child on the black market to cover our expenses in the instance you don't pay us!
Call 800.838.2787to reserve your professional baby scholar!
P.S.
We Can Even Teach Your Baby How To Bottle Feed All By Himself!
Call Us Now!
New Sitters Get Out Of Jail Daily!
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