Why Own A Latex Vagina? Here Is Why:

The Role Of The Latex Vagina And It's Current Social Stigma In American Culture-An Exposé | By Chris Wollstein & Tiffany Mynx

What makes vibrators socially acceptable for females to own while a man owning a fake vagina is basically unheard of?

In order to attempt to properly understand the predicament let us start from the very beginning...

Devices used to imitate sexual penetration for a women date back to the dark ages:

while devices used to satisfy the urges of men date back even further, perhaps even to the dawn of time itself. Cavemen got their very own "Sexual Penetration Device" by clubbing Cavewomen over the head and dragging them by the hair back to their cave for a night of carnal pleasures.

As humans evolved over tens of thousands of years this practice was deemed reprehensible by society as a whole. Men were then left with no other choice but to use their hands. Some of them eventually grew tired of this and found satisfaction for their carnal pleasures through the very same females they once clubbed, only now they had to pay for them.

And on top of having to shell out a hefty ransom for a night of sexual deviance with one of these "Vaginas for hire" there was the chance of legal persecution and social disparagement if found out.
And sometimes the people do find out, and sometimes the social disparagement is magnified a million times over because of who you are.

A problem which can be completely avoided if only we make the latex vagina a socially acceptable thing to own.

So back to the big question:

What makes dildos ok to own but fake vaginas not?

Is it that most dildos look completely harmless but any Latex Vagina worth owning looks like it was chopped off of a woman's lower torso?


Perhaps.

But is that enough of a downside to make us avoid these products completely?

After all, there are many benefits to owning a "Latex Love Box". They provide the experience of real sex without any of the possible side effects.

In fact, the only possible side effect a latex vagina can give you is great embarrassment if your friends or partner find out you have one.

Let them judge me all they want, I have probably owned 5 or 6 of them in my lifetime (I get a new one after every break up, and the sad irony is that some of the break-ups have been caused by the discovery of said vagina), and I think they are fantastic.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and take a wild guess about your current masturbation habits:

You sit back in a chair in front of your computer or lay on your bed with your computer, turn on some porn, and stroke. Due to the vast variety of porn on the internet you keep searching through your collection, looking at different girls until you find one that you deem "nut-worthy" and then you let yourself climax.

Well, you could have it much better.

That's right, YOU.

For anywhere between $40 and $150 you can get something that will change the way you pleasure yourself forever.
A quality latex vagina sits planted on your bed and you can actually fuck it while you watch porn on your computer in front of you. Both hands are now freed, which makes navigating through porn sites much easier. No more embarrassing lube on your laptops touchpad!
One small problem is the lack of any warmth, which coupled with the look of the thing may give you the feeling that you are having sex with a piece of a dead body. Assuming that that is not something that turns you on, using a simple warming lube or placing "her" in a bathtub filled with hot water for 5 minutes will solve the problem.

Now Let me share a past experience with you to help you navigate your way through the sometimes tricky waters of choosing the right piece of love-making equipment.

On the cheaper end of the spectrum you will find light, portable devices such as the Fleshlight®

Let me urge you to avoid these.

The reason for this is that due to their light weight they cannot stay planted while you lay on top of them pumping away, so instead you are forced to lay on your back and hold it in your hand, moving it up and down. You might as well be masturbating with your hand. I have heard some men have found solutions to this problem by putting it between their mattress and bedspring and kind of squatting down to penetrate it, but that to me seems a little too awkward and I feel like the discomfort of the position coupled with your testicles slamming against your bedspring would ruin your chance of getting any pleasure out of the experience.

I urge you to be be one of the pioneers of latex vagina exceptance in America and buy one for yourself. It will change your life. And be sure to spring for a quality one with enough size and weight to actually stay planted as you lay on top of it thrusting vigorously on that all to familiar highway to momentary euphoria.

And in the instance you do not have the courage to own one of these precious gifts and instead choose to go the other route and get yourself an actual live sexual partner, I only have one piece of advice for you:



The End.